WORLD — The Federal Bureau of Investigation has placed God on its watch list after discovering a troubling history of extreme pro-life comments.

GB News viewers have been told to calm themselves as discussion around the government needing to implement a blackout policy has nothing to do with asylum seekers arriving by boat and their skin colour.

Hopes are rapidly fading that a man who chooses to communicate online solely through the use of memes may ever have an original thought of his own.

Keir Starmer appears in home-made superhero outfit and 'Anti-Growth Coalition Assemble!' T-shirt

A man has today covered his thermostat in barbed wire in a last-ditch attempt to prevent his family from turning on the heating.

The UK is joining the European Political Community (EPC), also known as the European Nations Club, purely as a way to annoy the sort of people who despise this sort of thing.

The value of the pound has fallen once again following reports that Prime Minister Liz Truss has got out of bed.

The Chaser Report with Shaun Micallef, Gabbi Bolt, Dom Knight and Charles Firth

GREEN BAY, WI — Psychologists and sex experts are flocking to Wisconsin to study a local man who claims to have a bizarre fetish for settling down with one woman in a committed, loving relationship in the bonds of marriage forever and ever.