- What’s the point of putting the prices up if you can’t break into people’s houses to take the money,…British Gas has defended its practise of sending agents to break into customer homes to install pre-pay meters, insisting that if they didn't then there would have been no point putting their prices up so much this year.
- Wetherspoons carpet cleaners deny being on strike for the last fifteen yearsWetherspoons carpet cleaners have been forced to deny being on strike and doing literally nothing for the last fifteen years.
- Sen. Risa Hontiveros Proposes Double Pay For Daily Wage Earners!MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau)- It’s the month of February, that time of year when daily wage earners lose two full days of pay in a non-leap year. But no worries, Senator Risa Hontiveros has filed a bill that would grant double pay for daily wage earners in the days missing in the … Continue reading Sen. Risa Hontiveros Proposes Double Pay For Daily Wage Earners! →
- Alan Tudge says he was too distracted working on staffers to work on Robodebt“You have to make sure you get in before Barnaby does”
- Progressive Really Wants Communism But Is Worried There Won't Be Gluten-Free Bread LinesPORTLAND, OR — Local progressive and Anitfa member Declan Johnson has started to question his commitment to the communist revolution over concerns about a potential lack of gluten-free bread lines.
- CNN To Consult With Biden On Getting Away With Completely Fabricated StoriesWASHINGTON, DC — According to several sources, CNN has reached out to President Joe Biden for a consultation on how to make up stories and still escape being branded as deceptive.
- Game About Fake Lives To Allow Fake GendersLOS ANGELES, CA — During its annual shareholder meeting, Electronic Arts CEO Andrew Wilson announced that their video game about fake people living fake lives would now allow fake genders in a fantasy world devoid of real consequences.
